[Wife heads out to the stores. Nothing. Dejected, she goes back home and starts surfing the Internet and there it is on www.treetopia.com: We Put Baby in a Corner Tree. Perfect for her little corner.]

Wife: Hello, gorgeous! I’m king of the world! Christmas is going to be wonderful this year. Come here, Husband! You've gotta see this.

[Husband enters the room and sees the tree. He's awestruck but tries to hold back his excitement.]

Husband: Looks great.

Wife: It's perfect, isn't it? Can I get it?

Husband: As you wish.

Wife: I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship between me and our new tree. Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. But we've just picked out a great one!

Twenty-Five Cents Worth of Advice

So, you have a tight space, or you live in a small place. This tree is for you, that is true. Just be sure to note that this tree is a CORNER TREE and is only 25% of a full tree. Imagine if a tree were a 7.5' tall Lemon Meringue pie, and you sliced it into four pieces. This tree is one of those four big pieces of pie but way less sticky and tart. So, if you wanted a whole tree, you'd need to put four of our corner trees together (or buy any of our other trees since they all come as whole pies)! What's so nifty is that the tree looks like a full tree when placed in your corner, but takes up only 25% of the space your tree would otherwise displace!