Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree,
Your needles are green forever.
Not only green in summer’s heat,
But also winter’s snow and sleet,
Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree
You weren’t alive, no never.

Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree,
Among all trees, you’re the premier.
Each year you bring to me delight
Gleaming in the Christmas night.
Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree,
I love you so year o’er year.

Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas tree,
Oh evergreen beneficial.
Each shining light, each silver bell,
No other sight spreads cheer so well.
Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree,
Unchanging because you’re artificial.

Note: Silver bells not included.

What Makes Me So Special?

My mom is really the one who thinks I'm special. She says that I have a really handsome shape and that I'm her favorite son. But my girlfriend, she thinks that I'm "a specimen" because my abs are a perfect six pack and I just don't have any holes in my foliage. My pops says it's all about my really incredibly lifelike PE (polyethylene) plastic needles (hand painted by the Treetopia happy elves), and he's always bragging about me to his friends. "Look at how much his tips look like a real tree," he always says, "my son is way more realistic than your honor student!" My agent says that I'm special because I have the "whole package" of my shape, my fullness, my definition, my ultra realistic needles, lots of my premium lights...but he gets a cut from all my photo gigs so I don't fully trust him. Personally, I think it's all about my personality. I'm just so loveable and down-to-earth. Whatever the case, I hope you'll like me as I could really use a warm, loving home. It's great to be popular and all, but I'm getting tired of all these photo shoots in L.A. and I'd just like to settle down and become part of a loving family.

Treetopia™ Goes Green

Here at the North Pole, we care a lot about being green. Sometimes, our customers ask why they should buy a traditional green tree from such a funky and colorful retailer. Well, the truth is that here in our workshop we have always made fabulous green trees. We continue to put the same love and care that goes into each of our colorful and funky trees into our traditional ones too. It’s just that we’ve become a little famous (OK, well, a lot famous!) for our more funky offerings.

Think of us like Ben & Jerry’s – we're best known for our funky flavors, but our plain ol’ vanilla and chocolate are still the best around!