Top 10 Ways to get Blinded by the White 10. Opening the washer door after a major bleach accident 9. Dressing up as a ghost for Halloween and forgetting to cut eye holes 8. Slamming into a snowman while running during a blizzard 7. Examining the teeth of actors in toothpaste commercials after their shoot 6. Visiting an overcrowded polar bear den 5. Falling face first into a huge puddle of spilled milk (no crying!) 4. Knocking over a huge cotton ball display at the Mega-Mart 3. Getting caught in a marshmallow-throwing fight 2. Peeking into a closet of a slave-to-fashion-rules between Memorial Day and Labor Day 1. Filling your house with more Blinded by the White Snow Pine trees