Male Tree: Honey, have you seen my shiny all-black PVC-needle suit?
Female Tree: Baby, I told you: I hung it up in the closet with your other holiday tree suits.
Male Tree: Well, it’s not here! And before you mention it, I’m not wearing that green one you picked out for me at the factory outlet—my belly hangs out like a drunk Scotch Pine!
Female Tree: Here it is—you see, right behind your newly polished black stand. You just have to look, sweetie…. Now, be honest: Do I look fat in this tree skirt?
What Makes it So Special?
(Almost) always for a party or special event, this elegant tree is perfect for any time you want that extra touch of sophistication. Dressed in its shining black needles, the Tuxedo Black Tree will turn heads. Unlike other black trees that look like they've just come from a forest fire, this one is red carpet-ready. Hollywood mansion, sidewalk in Paris, office holiday party, loft on the Upper East Side—we’re sure you can come up with more uses than we can—grab one now and dress it up with some chic ornaments. C’est chic; Tres chic!
