So here’s the story, straight from the tiger’s mouth:
I was hanging out on the production floor, chattin’ with my friends Candy and Lemon, getting the last of my beautiful fir/fur tips attached all tight, my orange lights all aglow, and that warm electric feeling running through my cord, when some joker decides to put me in a box to “ship out to customers.”
Well, lemme let you in on a little secret. I’m still in that blasted box, and it’s getting stuffy in here! I’m a Black Tiger Tree, for Pete’s sake! I’m not meant to be in such enclosed spaces for extended periods of time!
What Makes it So Special?
Well, I could tell you that I’m straight from the savanna, that I prey on lesser trees, but that’s just wishful thinking. In fact, I’m a solidly constructed tree with black needles throughout and gorgeous orange lights, perfect for any eclectic home, party, or pumpkin patch. Just please, PLEASE: order me and set me free from this box!
Order me today, I can't wait to hit the road! I'm in stock and ready to go!