I heard there's a big celebration coming up -- great music lined up, spectacular food and drink. I hear you've even bought a snazzy new outfit for the party. The only problem is your invitation list -- it's not yet finalized: You forgot to invite me! Don't worry, it's not too late. I can still make it. After all, I already have a fabulous gold dress -- you'll have to see it to believe it. The sheen on this is beautiful. This thing would make Joan Rivers be at a loss for words! No one has pulled off gold quite like this tree.

It's totally okay to invite me now. I won't be offended. We all forget things; I'm sure this was just a little mistake. Or maybe you didn't have my updated email address or phone number? Well, it's all water under the bridge. I'm sure I'll have a great time at the party. I even have a great toast that I've prepared --­ it's golden! I've been saving it up for just the right occasion and I'm sure this is it!