Psh, you don’t need a description – you know exactly who I am. Like you have anything better to do than read my People magazine spread in between incessant scans for new Tweets from yours truly. It’s okay, I understand: I am staggeringly talented and my tinsel is irresistible.
I don’t care if you think I’m imperious (I bet you don’t even know what that means). With me, you won’t ever have to take down your Christmas tree. My electric color pops while my branches gracefully embrace envious gazes. Look, honey, having me in your home only distinguishes yourself as the unique few who are able to delicately couple impassioned Christmas spirit with a resolute demonstration of what excellence can produce.
DISCLAIMER: if you purchase a Dazzling Diva tinsel tree, make sure to make her the feature of your home. A true diva will do anything to get what she wants, and these (are convinced they) deserve the best.
Learn how the Silver Dazzling Diva Tinsel Tree got her groove back.
I’m, like, totally embracing my old age and loving it. When I first saw my leaves turning silver, I was, like, “OMG I’m getting old!” and my modeling career is dead, you know? But then I thought, “Hey, this color looks pretty cute. I could totally work it with a funky pose.”
So I tried doing a bunch of yoga poses and all that stuff to see what would look awesome on me, but they all did cuz I’m totally hot. I decided to go with, like, a sassy curve like “Heyyy!!!” to make me, like, a cool grandma, like Betty White. She’s cool cuz she’s old, you know? I added tons of sparkle because I absolutely love being shiny.
What do you mean my roots are showing? LOL I don’t dye my leaves! Honest! I’m totally an old Silver Dazzling Diva Tinsel Tree and not in it for the attention! I was born on, um… wait, my math sucks. I was born, like, 1980! I’m totally ancient! And hot! Honest!
- UL®-approved lights: If one bulb burns out, the rest remain lit!
- Lights strung by pros who know that you would rather see lights and not wires
- Extra bulbs and fuses provided
- FREE GROUND SHIPPING to continental USA
- Flame-retardant materials
- Treetopia 5-Year Foliage
- Treetopia 2-Year Light Warranty