Get ready for the most delicious artificial Christmas tree ever! Introducing, for the first time at Treetopia, the Colossal Candy Corn Tree. I know, you love it. If you don’t, here’s why you should:
This is one of our special trees that celebrates two – that’s right, count ‘em – TWO holidays. What does that mean for you? More bang for your buck! More importantly, it means being the cool dude or dudette with a unique (and yummy) decoration that stands out during the holidays. Be warned, though – not all people love candy corn. I know, sad. It can sometimes be more divisive than politics, so be prepared to make adjustments to your Facebook friends and Google Circles. Our recommendation is to designate that group as “Losers” or “Boring,” but that’s just us.
The great news for those who love candy corn is this deliciousness has zero grams of fat. That’s right – ZERO. And 22 of these bundles of awesomeness only have 140 calories. That’s, like, negative 6 calories each or something! More importantly, that means you can indulge on as many Colossal Candy Corn Trees as you like without guilt. But wait, there’s more – don’t let the artificialness of the tree fool you. This tasty treat has no artificial ingredients. These are made the old fashioned way with all-natural ingredients. That’s right. ‘Cuz we’re old-school like that. One more thing...if you’re still not convinced at the impressive power of this artificial tree…you should know that the official production process for this yummy candy is called “corn starch modeling.” I mean, this tree is a model too! It is meant to show off! What more could you possibly want?? I know, I know…you’re welcome.
Did you know – about 20 million pounds of candy corn deliciousness is sold each year? We’re estimating we’ll sell about 3 times that in trees, so get yours today!