"Hello Seattle! Thank you for coming out tonight! There's a special someone in the audience I've known for a little while, and well… A song for you, Miss Candy Cane. Where are you? Are you five feet tall tonight or are you in your seven foot option? There you are! And there's a question at the end that you'll have to answer."
("One, two, three, four!")
She's a tree that's tough but sweet
Gotta shape that can't be beat
Safe to fan my flames of desire
Because she's a bit flame retardant
I want Candy Cane, I want Candy Cane
Ya gotta see her when the sun goes down
Tinsel brighter than the lights in town
Be my girl, you're just what I wanted
If she don't choose me my heart is haunted
I want Candy Cane, I want Candy Cane
Candy Cane in Seattle there's nothing better
I got some plans to avoid the weather
Someday soon I'll make her mine
Hm, maybe tonight looks like the time
I want Candy Cane, I want Candy Cane
Candy Cane, you want me? Candy Cane, you want me?