Yes, I know I have to watch my Vanity, but I have to admit we are pretty smurfin’ cute with our deep Baby-blue branches. Seriously, I’m not Jokey! With loads of smurfy branches, we are as Hefty as they come and stand a lot taller than three apples! We even come pre-lit with clear lights. Now isn’t that Handy! And with our long warranty we promise to keep working for you and never be Lazy. We love the Harmony of holiday music and find Christmas parties to be smurfectly Dreamy. We are never Greedy and promise not to eat too many of your holiday cookies! I’m not much of a Poet and not as Brainy as some of my friends but I sure hope I convinced you to take one of us home. Even if you take one of my pals instead of me, I’ll try not to get Grouchy. I just want you to have a smurftastic holiday!