Treetopia Interviewer (fiddles with recorder, coughs, drops pen): Umm..

Eldest tree: Don’t be nervous. We don’t bite.

Interviewer: *chuckles nervously* Oh no, no. It’s just that, you guys never agree to interviews. It’s a little overwhelming. And well, anyway, how does it feel to be one of the most attractive celebrity kids around?

Twin trees: Oh it’s fun, fun, fun! People keep taking our pictures, and it’s so fun to show them how nicely we’re dressed.

Eldest tree: Yeah, we all love dressing up with mum and daddy. Plus all the designer stuff we get is pretty awesome too.

Interviewer: What’s your favorite thing to wear?

Eldest tree: Definitely these all-black PVC-needle tuxedo onesies! They’re so comfortable and pretty posh too.

Twin trees: And shiny! We love them! Plus they never get dirty no matter how much we play!

Interviewer: Yeah, they’re pretty wicked! What do the other celebrity kids think of these fantastic duds?

Eldest tree:Oh they totally love it! Shiloh and Levi keep wanting to try them on.

Sporting the latest from right off the runways, this fashionable trio are the well-dressed children of our Tuxedo Black trees. Not quite grown up enough to don the full sized all-black PVC suits their parents are known for, the Tuxedo Black Tabletop Trees opt instead for all-black PVC tuxedo onesies. The eldest tree stands at 24 inches and insists that she is mature beyond her height. Her twin brothers are a full 18 inches and follow their big sister around everywhere. This inseparable trio, while elusive to interviewers, love the attention they get from paparazzi, fashion critics, and admirers fawning over their sprucey good looks and chic fashion sense. So don’t hesitate to place this trio on tabletops where guests can shower them with all the attention they need!