Me: 3'/5'/6', hair like palm fronds. Looking for a place to call home, indoors or out. Extremely easy going. Looks great in a lei – or three. Never tires of Don Ho and hula dancing. Draws inspiration from sunsets. Appreciates luaus serving freshly pounded poi and Kalua pig from the imu.
You: Height not important, though sense of style is key. Should either have quirky sense of humor or a non-quirky sense of humor. Must want a little more aloha in your life.
(Side note: If you just want me for my coconuts, look elsewhere—they’re staying with me.)